"The Announcement" - Feat Kris
939 views • 10/23/2017
Just a joke to lighten up the tension, Monaco feat Kris, feat Adolf Hitler
00:00 - 00:03 | We have grown 8x since our ICO in June |
00:04 - 00:05 | We had a roadblock in August |
00:05 - 00:07 | ..And one in September |
00:08 - 00:12 | Our Roadmap is being updated at this very moment |
00:12 - 00:15 | We expect our ATH to be surpassed with the next announcement |
00:17 - 00:19 | Get the press release ready, sign off with Visa |
00:19 - 00:21 | I can finally re-enter the Slack channel |
00:24 - 00:26 | Boss |
00:27 - 00:28 | About Visa... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Visa has rejected our proposal due to our red color scheme |
00:34 - 00:36 | They want us to re-submit and comply with their blue hue |
00:53 - 00:58 | Those of you who have not downloaded the app, please leave the room |
01:13 - 01:15 | You people are all that's left!? |
01:15 - 01:17 | We have 18,000 fucking pre-orders! |
01:18 - 01:23 | We have free cards, free shipping and even $10 referral bonuses |
01:25 - 01:28 | This is why we're still losing to TenX |
01:29 - 01:31 | And they're led by a Dentist! |
01:31 - 01:34 | Another Tweet by Julian Hosp? Must've had oats for breakfast |
01:34 - 01:37 | I'm tired of TenX questions, they don't even work outside Europe! |
01:37 - 01:40 | Yet people still follow their Tweets! What's our social media team doing? |
01:40 - 01:42 | Boss, we've been undermanned for a long time now |
01:42 - 01:46 | That's why we hired Amy, look at how successful she's been! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Boss, Amy isn't a real person, its just me |
01:48 - 01:52 | How dare you! People will watch this video |
01:53 - 01:54 | They'll learn the truth! |
01:56 - 01:57 | How can I make an announcement |
01:57 - 02:00 | of a Visa card with NO Visa? |
02:00 - 02:03 | Even Centra has Floyd Mayweather going for it |
02:04 - 02:08 | If we don't hurry, Japan's going to find another Monacoin |
02:08 - 02:13 | And pump that coin 10x while we sit around waiting for approval |
02:14 - 02:16 | We don't even have any other work to do |
02:17 - 02:21 | Make up some excuse as to why we're delayed |
02:27 - 02:29 | This isn't the first time, or the last.. |
02:30 - 02:34 | Bobby Bao is blaming me |
02:34 - 02:36 | It's never my fault though |
02:41 - 02:42 | It's not like Ensogo |
02:43 - 02:47 | I didn't have control of the Board! |
02:48 - 02:53 | I made a two hour long video explaining why |
02:54 - 02:56 | I doubt anyone watched it anyway |
02:56 - 02:59 | Barely anyone here even pre-ordered our product |
03:00 - 03:02 | Why don't you go work for Julian Hosp!? |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, I hear he can do this thing with his tongue |
03:14 - 03:16 | ..It is my fault |
03:19 - 03:23 | I've become the corporate monster that I hated most |
03:25 - 03:26 | I give up |
03:31 - 03:33 | We can still make profit |
03:40 - 03:46 | Scrub the word "Visa" from our press release, resend it to Asia and America |
03:46 - 03:49 | That should take a few days at least, thank God for time zones |
03:53 - 03:56 | I'm going all-in on Bitcoin Gold |
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